Hurricane Ian Slams Florida, Lizzo Plays Madison's Flute and More

 

Lizzo, who made history last night at a concert in Washington. DC when she played a 200 year old crystal flute that once belonged to president James Madison. Yeah. That's a really cool way to bring attention to American history. Because now students will know that James Madison was that guy who did a collab with lizzo. 

In education news. An India teenager just learned that he was the only student in the world this year to get a perfect score on the AP calculus exams. Yeah. Very impressed. What's even crazier is that the kids sitting next to him had the second best score in the world. What are the chances of. Think about it though. The only person in the world with a perfect score. Do you have any idea what the odds of that are. I don't the kid does. I don't that's how smart you I don't know. 



Oh, and from the world of fine dining, McDonald's has launched a limited edition series of happy meals. For adults. Yeah, and look. I know there are adults who are nostalgic for happy meals. But it's not the cheap plastic toys you cherish. Is that memory of your dad picking me up from school and then surprising you with a trip to mickey D's getting that happy meal in the colorful box you know explaining to you that it's not your fault and both he and your mother still love. Even though they need to be a part now, man, those toys were so cool. Ah. I remember those days, all right, but let's move on to some of the biggest stories of the day. 


Starting with the monster hurricane that's shutting Florida. Breaking news hurricane Ian has now officially made landfall as a category 4 storm one of if not the most powerful storm ever to make landfall on the western coast of Florida truly an historic and potentially catastrophic day for much of this state in impact here as it moves inland will be a catastrophic surge of up to 18 feet destructive wind gusts. They're going way over 100 miles an hour and flooding rain which could be up to 2 feet because of the slow movement of the storm. This thing is the real deal. It is. It is a major major storm. Yeah, people as we speak, hurricane is slamming into Florida and I honestly hope that everyone in the sunshine State is staying safe and I mean, like like rest of America. Yeah, you're not like Florida safe, you know. Like when someone wears like a long sleeve shirt to wrestle again or i'm being safe, no, not that just be safe, safe. Because, I mean. I know you guys are brave with this hurricane. I mean, you heard governor sanctus, he said this thing is the real deal, not like the usual stuff I tell you to be scared of drag queens or critical race theory. I'm talking. I got my by myself to martha's vineyard. Because you understand you understand the storm is way worse than usual 155 mile an hour winds, violent waves. And a storm surge of up to 18 feet high 18 feet. You understand most pools aren't even 18 feet deep, right? It's like 8 feet of water and then maybe like another two to four piece. But hurricane in this shit is wild. And by the way, why are we still naming natural disasters. Why do we do this. It's a weird thing. We do hurricane Ian, Fiona, like we don't do that with personal disasters. You know. There's no doctor who's ever been. Like I have some bad news. Jeremy has spread to your brain. Just a cute little name I came up with, so you would remember it. 



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